The Hi-Roller: A Carnival Ride from My Nightmares

Y'all know I love me some carnival rides. So, take a look at this photo for a hot minute before proceeding to read my blog. Have you ever seen one of these in action? Did you ride it? Well, I did, and the first time was enough to be the last time for me.

Side By Side, Ring of Fire & Hi Roller

I used to love the Super Loops aka Mega Loop aka Ring of Fire, built by Larson International, before my body began to tell me I am not built for multiple inversions within a short period of time. I loved the upside-down action back in the day. THIS ride, however, looks like someone took the idea of the Super Loops, squished it down to an oval then combined it with parts used to build various kiddie rides, creating the most nightmarish ride I have ever ridden in my life.

The Hi-Roller aka Crazy Train, manufactured by Larson International, began to pop up on carnival midways in the mid-1990s despite its low capacity. The ride consists of an oval track mounted onto a frame. Riding along the track are five triangular-shaped cars that hold four people each, and you definitely do not want to be in the car with someone who may suffer from any sort of motion sickness. Most of the early versions were themed Hi-Roller, featuring graphics of poker cards, slots, and other casino-related visuals. The 90s brought in the casino themes with rides like the redesigned Trabant, which Chance Rides renamed Wipeout. For anyone who's ridden this ride, you would agree that Hi-Roller is a fitting name, allowing a casino theme as well as a description of the ride experience.


Riders enter one of the five, four-person cars, sitting, facing the car in front of them. If they are claustrophobic, they better speak up before the operator locks them in because once it starts, there's no turning back... then again, they will be turning back and in every other direction. The only comfortable thing about this ride is the padded lap bar. When the ride begins to move, you think it's going to be tame because the train starts to slowly trod around the track. However, the second the whole structure begins to spin, all hell breaks loose, and you are banging into the person next to you and they into you for the duration of the ride.

One of the best parts of the ride, if you are not opposed to the nature of the movements, is the fact that you can see the reactions of the riders in front of you unless the plexiglass window is caked with dried vomit. As you round the bend in the turns, you will be quite close to each other, adding to the chaotic experience. Did I mention that the cars flip open when the operator lets you out? Just imagine a power outage or the ride breaking down while the cars are in the turn, trapping the riders until they either winch the train to the straight position or the ride starts back up. There's not much ventilation, so it gets hot, and if someone was sick on the ride, you might catch a few whiffs of whatever they left behind.

Have you ever ridden the Hi-Roller? If so, what are your thoughts? My takeaway from the one time I rode this ride was that it’s similar to the time my sister convinced me to get into a clothes dryer, then closed the door and turned it on. Just awful.

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