Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Heavenly Ham's ACTUAL Classic Ham Salad Recipe

The logo of the former Heavenly Ham

Years ago, I shared the actual Turkey Salad recipe from the now-defunct ham store chain, Heavenly Ham. Since then, I've received requests for other recipes from the chain. I have had to substitute a few ingredients as the originals were proprietary to Heavenly Ham and didn't transfer when Honey Baked bought them.

One of the easiest and most beloved recipes from Heavenly Ham was their Ham Salad. Contrary to popular belief, it only contained three ingredients, making it incredibly simple to recreate. Here’s a recipe that’s as close to the original Heavenly Ham's Ham Salad as you can get today.

A box lunch similar to what you'd get from Heavenly Ham back in the day.

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb Spiral Sliced Ham or any thicker cut (honey smoked is a must; brand doesn’t matter)

  • 1/2 cup Special Sauce (see below)

  • 2 stalks of green onion

Instructions:

  1. Place all ingredients into a food processor.

  2. Chop until mixed but not too fine.

  3. Enjoy on your favorite bread with a slice of Havarti cheese, a slather of mayo, and special sauce.


Heavenly Ham's Special Sauce was nothing more than equal parts of Heavenly Ham's That Mustard and Mayonnaise. That Mustard was one of the proprietary items that is no longer made so I had to clone my own version which comes as close as you will get.

Heavenly Ham's Special Sauce

Ingredients:

  • Equal parts of Mayonnaise and Heavenly Ham's That Mustard

Heavenly Ham That Mustard Clone:

  • 1/2 cup Spicy Brown Mustard

  • 2 tbsp Honey

  • 2 tbsp Mayonnaise

  • Dash of Red Ground Cayenne Pepper

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

A Very Special Christmas 1 & 2 Music Review Celebrating the Season

The holiday season has always been a magical time for me, filled with cherished traditions and fond memories. One of the most enduring and beloved parts of my festive routine has been listening to A Very Special Christmas 1 & 2. Released to benefit the Special Olympics, these albums feature a star-studded lineup of artists and have become beloved holiday staples since their release.

I still remember the first time I heard A Very Special Christmas 1. It was a chilly evening in December, and I was at our neighbor's house just before Christmas. The moment the Pointer Sisters' "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" came on, I was hooked. The album is a perfect blend of holiday classics and unique renditions by some of the most iconic artists of the time. Tracks like Whitney Houston's "Do You Hear What I Hear?" and Bruce Springsteen's "Merry Christmas Baby" quickly became favorites. The mix of upbeat songs and soulful ballads made it an instant classic in our home. The album's artwork, designed by Keith Haring, features a vibrant red background with a simple yet striking image of a mother holding her child, adding a visually festive touch to the musical collection.

Then came A Very Special Christmas 2, which only added to the holiday joy. I was thrilled to hear Tom Petty's "Christmas All Over Again" and Debbie Gibson's "Sleigh Ride." Each song seemed to capture the essence of the holiday spirit in a way that felt both nostalgic and fresh. Randy Travis' "Jingle Bell Rock" and Aretha Franklin's "O Christmas Tree" are standout tracks that have me singing along every time. This album continued the tradition of bringing together a diverse group of artists, making the Christmas season even more special. The artwork for this album, also by Keith Haring, features a festive green background with a simple, joyful image of three angels, perfectly capturing the spirit of the season.

These albums were not just about bringing joy through music; they were also created with a purpose. The proceeds from both A Very Special Christmas 1 & 2 were directed to benefit the Special Olympics, making the listening experience even more meaningful. Over the years, these albums have raised millions of dollars, supporting athletes with intellectual disabilities and promoting inclusion and empowerment through sports.

Over the years, these albums have been the soundtrack to countless holiday moments. From wrapping presents and baking cookies to cozy nights with a cup of hot cocoa, the music of A Very Special Christmas 1 & 2 has been there through it all. The joy and warmth these songs bring are unparalleled, and they never fail to evoke a sense of nostalgia and happiness. Whether it's the unique blend of artists or the timeless appeal of the songs, these albums hold a special place in my heart.

As we approach another holiday season, I'm excited to once again put on these albums and let the music fill my home with festive cheer. They remind me of the magic of the holidays and the simple joys that come with this time of year. If you haven't yet experienced the charm of A Very Special Christmas 1 & 2, I highly recommend giving them a listen. They're sure to become a beloved part of your holiday traditions, just as they have been for me.


Monday, December 9, 2024

A Day Trip to Orlando on Frontier Airlines Sunday, December 8, 2024: Random Thoughts and Musings

While I have mostly dedicated my blog to Christmas related entries for this month, today's entry is all about the day trip I did on Frontier Airlines from Atlanta to Orlando and back to Atlanta December 8, 2024.

A Frontier Airlines Airbus A320


Firstly, I Hate the Orlando airport. Moving throughout the concourses is inconvenient. Compared to Atlanta, which is much smoother and more efficient, Orlando feels chaotic. The TSA lines feel like they were designed by the same people who create the super long ride queues at Disney and Universal. A 17-minute wait took 45 minutes of wandering and weaving through a maze of ropes.

The reason for my little day trip, which started when I departed from Atlanta at 10am and returned by 5pm, was to do a little shopping in the airport. The Go Wild Pass is super convenient, though one needs to be mindful of what they are taking with them in their personal item to avoid any fees where it could be considered a "Carry On" upon return. My messenger bag was filled to the brink when I returned and barely fit into the metal bag sizer that Frontier uses.

If you're interested in actual shopping, the best shops are located outside of the security area, although I've been told that some of the shops in Concourse C are decent. Fortunately, Hudson/Avolta is conveniently located within the concourses, which I appreciated since I could use my employee discount.

Flying with Frontier Airlines: Since I have the Go Wild Pass, I can essentially fly as much as I want throughout the year for just the cost of taxes each way, with some blackout dates. Despite the horror stories I've heard about their service, I didn't encounter any issues. Then again, I've never really had service issues with any airline I've flown with, except for Eastern losing our luggage when I was a kid.

Watching The Phantom of the Opera in seat 24A

There was a gate agent in Atlanta who seemed disinterested in acknowledging passengers as individuals. For the flight from Atlanta, only three exit row seats were available, and I missed out on them as I was on a conference call for work. However, seat 24A, a window seat on the A320, was comfortable enough, and I had sufficient legroom to stretch out a bit. Considering I'm just shy of 5'8" these days, I can't imagine 6'4" Terry being as comfortable, but it seemed comparable to our AA flight from LAX to ATL a few years ago.

I loved the legroom in Exit Row 12A

On my flight back, twelve exit row seats were available, and I was first up for it. I don't mind the basics of exit rows—it's a trade-off for a bit more room. I had at least a foot and a half between my knees and the seat in front of me.

Frontier, like Spirit and other budget carriers, doesn't offer free beverages and snacks, but their menu does have some decent offerings, including good options for alcoholic beverages. I was all set with what I grabbed at the newsstands with my discount. Interestingly, Frontier is one of the only airlines I've seen that doesn't provide airsickness bags in the seat pocket in front of you. I'm not sure what I would have done if I or the people next to me got sick. I know it happens, but I guess one either deals with it somehow or runs to the lavatory in the front or one of the two in the rear and hopes no one is in it.

Despite these quirks, my experience with Frontier was positive. The flight crew was professional, and the boarding process was smooth. An airline experience is often as good as you make it. The most important thing is getting from point A to B safely, and Frontier delivered on that front.

Back to Hudson: I love working for them, but I get a little envious when I travel and see stores outside my districts. Ft. Lauderdale carries wraps we don't have in ATL, and Orlando has some bombass chicken salad sandwiches that really hit the spot.

Considering my flights today were between ATL and Florida, I expected some turbulence, but aside from a couple of bumps on the way down, there was none. It's strange, given that all the flights I've done in, out, and over Florida in the past have been rough.

Every time I go to Florida, it feels like home—the sun is always inviting. But as someone who escaped Florida 28 years ago, I'm only interested in quick visits, never to take residence again, unless the political scene changes to be more people-friendly. The scenery is always great, whether you're crossing over lakes or land that resembles a grid with the way the roads are paved.

If I ever were to move back to Florida, it would have to be around Orlando or somewhere south of Orlando. Terry and I could transfer without any issues from our jobs. For the next four years, though, that's not going to happen. Perhaps transferring somewhere in Europe or Asia is more likely.

Nuclear Power Plants: Something I noticed this trip that I hadn't before were a few nuclear power plants. Remember when they told us nuclear would be cleaner and cheaper to produce? If so, are those receiving power from those sources paying less?

A320 Musings: I used to be a B757 fan, but I love the squeaky sounds before takeoff on Airbus aircraft. The brown noise of the engines is the same sound that I fall asleep to almost every night. Not sure why, but it's relaxing to me.

The landing in Atlanta was abrupt—the first time I ever felt all the wheels touch down at almost the exact same time. Better than a tail strike, I suppose.

We also landed on a runway, rode it down to T, turned around, taxied up to D, and cut through D and E to taxi back to T. The logistics of airlines that don't have dedicated gates is a little baffling.

All in all I had a great time just flying. Over the years, I thought about creating my own onboard courier or hand-carry courier service but it's one of those things that I just never got around to. Perhaps with my access to Frontier, I just might make that jump on my days off. ;-)

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Nostalgic Joy: My Lifelong Love for Catalogs at Christmas

The Christmas season was always a special time in my house, despite my parents' relationship being a bit of a struggle, to say the least. Mama and Daddy always made sure to make it special for my sister and me. While there was plenty going on on TV as well as the radio, I would sometimes spend hours next to the Christmas tree, at the kitchen table, or in my room flipping through catalogs, making lists for my upcoming letter to Santa. Back when we lived in our little yellow rented house on Easter Lane in Mobile, Alabama, my parents began to collect catalogs from stores like JC Penny, Spiegel, Montgomery Ward, as well as the holy grail of catalogs, Sears—most notably, the Sears Wish Book.

The catalogs never seemed to be thrown away even after they were outdated, and they followed us from the yellow house to the house we moved into two doors down a few years later, and also when we moved to Pace, Florida. Each year, new additions would arrive, inspiring more Christmas wishes for me. I tried to preserve the catalogs as best I could, never marking in them unlike most children who circled what they wanted. Instead, I made lists, noting the store, catalog number, page number, a description, and the reason I wanted the item. Although I knew I wasn't going to get everything I asked for—sometimes not a single thing on my list—it was still a fun and exciting activity that filled me with holiday spirit.

After I left home, my love for catalogs remained strong. While many of the catalogs from stores of the past are no longer printed due to the businesses going under, focusing on brick and mortar sales or simply transitioning to online sales, I still occasionally receive catalogs. Companies like Ginny's, a part of the modern-day Swiss Colony and Montgomery Ward, still send out catalogs, and there's also the massive book from a company that seems to tickle everyone's funny bone, Fingerhut. I also enjoy looking at the old catalogs on pages like Wishbook Web, where I can relive those nostalgic memories and daydreams.

Even as an adult, I find joy in flipping through these catalogs, reminiscing about the simpler times when I'd dream of Christmas gifts by the light of the Christmas tree. The tradition of catalog browsing may have evolved, but the magic it brings remains the same. Whether it's making lists or just admiring the variety of products, catalogs have always been a source of excitement and holiday spirit for me. How about you? What were your favorite catalogs?

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Saturday GLOWcase: The Unforgettable Tiffany Mellon of GLOW

This week's Saturday GLOWcase is all about the Park Avenue Knockout from season three and four of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Tiffany Mellon.
Shortly after I began watching GLOW, it was already towards the end of season 2. The TV station in my area, WPMI Channel 15, decided to drop the show after the season 2 finale, which ended with the infamously edited match where Tina lost her crown to Ninotchka.
My family were the kind of people who bought the TV Guide on a weekly basis. My mom, dad, sister, and I would scan the pages looking for programs we wanted to watch, and I would always look a week beforehand. I didn’t care much for what aired Monday through Friday because that was usually when my parents controlled the TV, but Saturday and Sunday mornings were all mine. That’s when I focused on finding my new favorite show, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
I searched through every TV guide twice for an entire summer. Then my parents stopped buying the TV Guide and relied on the free TV listings that came in the newspaper, which made it a little harder to scan. One evening, I opened up the free TV listing and couldn’t believe my eyes: “44 WJTC - GLOW.” A different station, but still an independent and very much local channel. Could this be the same GLOW? I didn't know, but that weekend, I was ready to see if Tina would win back that crown from the Russian.
The opening of the 3rd season seemed a little different than season 2, but I didn’t really pay much attention until a glittery-haired blonde lady at a typewriter introduced herself as “Tiffany Mellon” with all the GLOW gossip. She was beautiful and had a crazy high-pitched laugh. Did I like her? I wasn’t sure…until the very first match of that season featuring herself and another newcomer, Godiva.
Tiffany Mellon, portrayed by actress and former exotic dancer Sandra Margot, quickly became one of the standout characters in GLOW. Her glamorous persona, combined with her bubbly and sometimes mischievous demeanor, made her a fan favorite. Tiffany was known for her elaborate gold outfit, dazzling jewelry, gold glittered hair and makeup and, of course, her signature laugh that could be heard across the arena.
In the ring, Tiffany Mellon was no pushover. She demonstrated impressive wrestling skills and was involved in some of the most memorable matches in GLOW history. Whether she was taking a beating from the likes of Godiva, as seen in her debut match, or receiving piledrivers from Beastie and Major Tanya, Tiffany always made an impact. When she had the upper hand, she delivered her own brand of justice with precision. Her matches were thrilling and filled with entertaining storylines that kept fans on the edge of their seats. If you were a fan of the bad girls, you couldn’t help but feel her pain. And if you were a fan of the good girls, you were always rooting for her to pull through, especially during those seemingly devastating moves like piledrivers. Tiffany's character development throughout the seasons kept fans hooked and eager to see what she would do next.
Sandra Margot’s acting skills went beyond her portrayal of the spoiled rich girl persona, Tiffany Mellon. She also took on the dual role of “Sarah,” one half of the hickster tag team “Sarah and Mabel.” Sarah was the one in green. This versatility showcased her talent and ability to bring diverse characters to life, further endearing her to GLOW's dedicated fan base once they discovered who was behind the mask.
Sandra’s performances, both as Tiffany and Sarah, contributed significantly to the charm and appeal of GLOW. She brought a unique energy and charisma to the ring, provided natural comic relief, and wasn't afraid to introduce a bit of silliness to the forefront, making her a standout performer among the roster of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
After her time on GLOW, Sandra Margot transitioned to the adult film industry, where she became Tyffany Million and performed with some of the top names, including Ron Jeremy. Her career shift was notable and she continued to make a name for herself in a completely different arena where she performed in over 100 X-rated films before rolling into another career shift, as a private investigator and bounty hunter and found herself starring in her own family friendly reality television show called "Wife, Mom, Bounty Hunter." Sandra was not just a bounty hunter, she was a bounty hunter with a heart. Sandra, or shall I say Tyffany Million, is planning to return to the adult entertainment industry and has been active with OnlyFans as well as Loyal Fans
Tiffany Mellon and the other Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling left an indelible mark on the world of professional wrestling. They paved the way for future generations of female wrestlers, breaking barriers and proving that women could be both fierce competitors and captivating entertainers. Tiffany’s unique character and memorable moments continue to be celebrated by fans old and new. Sandra’s current life is as colorful as her time in GLOW and beyond. She’s been planning a return to entertainment on her own terms. To help with her comeback, Sandra has organized a GoFundMe campaign to assist with augmentation of her breasts as one has ruptured and is in need of reconstruction. If you would like to donate to Sandra’s GoFundMe, please click here or on the following link.



Friday, December 6, 2024

A Movie Night to Cherish: 'Home Alone' and Motherly Love

Home Alone

Growing up, going to the movies was a rare treat for me. My parents preferred the comfort of home, where TV shows were free and movies often aired without the need for a ticket purchase. At the time "Home Alone" was released, my mom worked during the day at Hackbarth Delivery Service, and she had her evenings free. My dad, on the other hand, worked with Team, Inc. and spent his evenings at Murphy's Lounge on the Pensacola side of Escambia River. Their relationship was strained, their marriage on the brink, and their disagreements frequent.

During this tumultuous period, I was dealing with my own struggles. I found myself in the midst of a complicated friendship, wanting for it to be more. My friend, who I'd known since a bullying incident in the 6th grade, only wanted to keep things casual and secret due to fears of being "out" in our conservative area. I also suspected that he might have been embarrassed for people to know we were boyfriends, let alone friends. This added to my emotional turmoil, leaving me feeling isolated and misunderstood. My mom, in a misguided effort to help, had me attending Alateen meetings and counseling sessions, but all I wanted was to be left alone or to be comforted by my best friend.


In the midst of our constant bickering, my mom decided to treat me to a night at the movies. She went to the bank and withdrew money for our tickets and whatever snacks we wanted at the concession stand. We drove to Cordova Mall, parked near the cinema and bought tickets for "Home Alone," the new Christmas movie everyone was raving about. Despite our troubles, that night, something magical happened.

"Home Alone" was a breath of fresh air. It was entirely different from the other Christmas classic we loved, "A Miracle on 34th Street," but it brought us joy and laughter. Kevin McCallister's antics, as he defended his home from bumbling burglars, struck a chord with us. We laughed together, forgot our worries for a couple of hours, and simply enjoyed the film. After the movie, we wandered around the mall, savoring the rare moment of peace between us. For the first time in a long while, we didn't argue. The next day, we returned to our usual disagreements, but something good had come from that movie night. We had found another Christmas movie to cherish, and it gave us a memory of shared laughter during a time of unhappiness.

"Home Alone" remains a beloved holiday classic for many. Its blend of comedy, heart, and the timeless theme of family makes it an enduring favorite. The film's portrayal of a young boy cleverly outwitting would-be thieves while learning the importance of family resonates with audiences year after year. For me, it will always remind me of that special night with my mom, a night when we found common ground and shared a much-needed laugh.

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Thursday, December 5, 2024

A Review of "A Christmas Carol" Original Manuscript Edition

A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens

Returning to work in a bookstore brought with it a slew of unexpected delights, and none more captivating than the moment I stumbled upon "A Christmas Carol: The Original Manuscript Edition." As someone who has always adored the timeless tale, its various film adaptations, and the book itself, this edition instantly caught my eye.

Flipping through its pages, I was enthralled by the unique format. On one page, you have the familiar printed text, and on the opposite page, the handwritten manuscript by Charles Dickens himself. This pairing offers a rare glimpse into the author's creative process, allowing readers to see Dickens' original scribbles and notes. It brings a tangible connection to the story and its creator, making this edition stand out as the one to own for any true fan.

What truly makes this version of "A Christmas Carol" exceptional is its historical significance. A Rare copy of the book was aboard the RMS Lusitania when it tragically sank in 1915, adding a layer of historical intrigue to the already rich narrative. This fact not only underscores the enduring legacy of Dickens' work but also adds a poignant reminder of the manuscript's journey through time.

Revisiting the story through this unique edition rekindled my love for "A Christmas Carol." It reminded me why this classic tale has resonated with readers for generations. Scrooge's transformation from a miserly old man to a figure of redemption and generosity is a narrative that never loses its charm. The manuscript edition enhances this experience by offering a deeper, more intimate understanding of the story.

If you're a fan of "A Christmas Carol" or simply appreciate literary history, this original manuscript edition is a must-have. It's more than just a book; it's a piece of history that brings you closer to Dickens and his timeless tale. Whether you're discovering the story for the first time or returning to it as an old friend, this edition offers something truly special.

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

A Secret Date at 13: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation at University Mall


One of my all-time favorite holiday movies is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Every holiday season, I make sure to watch this 1989 classic. It perfectly blends the chaos of the holidays with family fun, and it never fails to make me laugh.

I have a really special memory associated with this movie. It was one of the first movies I went to on an actual date. I was 13, and he was 12. The funny part is, it was a daytime date with the son of one of my mom's co-workers. Our moms had no idea it was a date—they just thought it was two kids going to see a movie. My mom drove us to University Mall in Pensacola, dropped us off, and went shopping.

We watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and I remember laughing so much at all the crazy things happening to the Griswold family. After the movie, his mom picked us up in her little Yugo. We were sitting in the back seat, still giggling about the movie. I often wonder if his mom saw us sneak a kiss back there. It's one of those sweet, innocent memories that makes me smile every time I think about it.

A blue Yugo just like the one his mom drove

Whenever I watch the movie now, it takes me back to that fun and innocent time. The movie itself is just as hilarious as ever. Clark Griswold, played by Chevy Chase, trying to create the perfect Christmas, only to have everything go hilariously wrong—it's so relatable. We’ve all had those moments during the holidays when things don't go as planned, and that's what makes it so funny and endearing.

And while Christmas Vacation is my holiday go-to, I also love Vegas Vacation. It was filmed not long after I worked in Las Vegas, so it always reminds me of my time there and brings back great memories.

Thinking about all this just makes me appreciate the movie even more. It’s not just about the laughs, but the memories tied to it. So, if you haven’t seen it in a while, or if you’ve never seen it, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is definitely worth a watch. It’s sure to bring some holiday cheer and maybe even remind you of your own special memories.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

A Nostalgic Christmas with Elvis

I still remember the time my dad took me to K-Mart in Milton, Florida. The holiday season of 1985 was just beginning, and the store was filled with the typical festive K-Mart decorations and the sound of Christmas music. As we walked through the aisles, I spotted a record with Elvis Presley on the cover. He told me he didn't really like Elvis, but a couple of my cousins were part of an old gospel group that Elvis loved, and he became good friends with them. Despite his reservations, he bought the record for me. I honestly knew nothing other than the names of the songs, but I loved the color and picture of Elvis on the cover.


When we got home, I eagerly put the record on my old hand-me-down Emerson Disco 80 record player. As the first notes of "Blue Christmas" filled the room, I was instantly captivated by Elvis's voice. It was soulful and full of emotion, something I hadn't expected. I listened to the entire album, which included classics like "White Christmas," "Here Comes Santa Claus," and "Silent Night." Each song transported me to a different world, filled with holiday cheer and nostalgia.

Elvis's Christmas Album, released in 1957, was a mix of secular and gospel songs. It featured six popular Christmas songs, two traditional carols, and four gospel tracks. The album was a hit, spending four weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Top Pop Albums chart and becoming the best-selling Christmas album of all time in the United States. Elvis's rendition of "Blue Christmas" became a holiday classic, capturing the bittersweet feeling of spending Christmas without a loved one. Though Elvis only recorded a handful of holiday songs, they have been re-released and repackaged in many different ways over the years. My album was one of the various re-releases.

That record became a cherished part of my holiday tradition. Every year around the holidays, and once in a while throughout the year, I would play it just because. It reminded me of that special day at K-Mart and the joy of discovering a new/old favorite artist. Even though my dad didn't like Elvis, he gave me a gift that brought me so much happiness. It's a memory I'll always treasure.

Monday, December 2, 2024

The Childhood Christmas Play That Sparked My Passion for Acting


One of my most vivid childhood memories is participating in a Christmas play at our local church, the Pleasant View Baptist Church in Mobile, AL. This performance took place when I was in kindergarten, and it stands out for several reasons, not least of which was my role and the experience that came with it.

I was chosen to play the grandson of a man who read a Christmas story to the congregation. This might sound like a simple part, but for a five-year-old, it was quite a responsibility. My primary task was to sit on his lap for a significant portion of the performance, and while that might seem easy, it presented its own unique challenges.

Firstly, his breath was not exactly what a child would enjoy—a blend of menthol, peppermint, cigarettes, and whiskey, probably to take the edge off his own nerves—something that I distinctly remember to this day. Maintaining a starry-eyed, attentive expression while dealing with this was no small feat for my young self. Additionally, I had to stay awake and engaged throughout the entire reading, which lasted about 35 minutes. For a kindergartner, this felt like an eternity.

Despite these hurdles, though I was not exactly into "church," the play was a significant part of my early Christmas experiences. It embodied the spirit of community and the festive season, bringing together families and friends to celebrate the holiday in a meaningful way. The traditional decorations, the familiar faces of the congregation, and the excitement of being part of a performance all contributed to a memorable occasion.

Since I didn’t really have a grandfather in my life, I thought of the man as being my real grandfather during those moments and beyond. I would seek him out before church services just so I could sit with him. I can't remember his name, but he was a good sport and went along with it to the point that I think some of the church members truly believed we were family. This experience sparked my interest in wanting to be an actor, and perhaps even a singing actor. The support and encouragement from the congregation and my mama helped build my confidence and appreciation for the traditions that make the holiday season special.

Later in life, when I began performing in singing and acting, I would always think back to this experience and thank my "fake grandfather" for going the distance with his role. Looking back, I realize that this early experience was not just about the performance itself, but also about the confidence it instilled in me. The support and encouragement from the congregation and my mama helped build my confidence on stage, many years later. Every time I stepped into the spotlight, I carried with me the lessons learned and the sense of belonging fostered during that memorable Christmas play.

Sunday, December 1, 2024

Defunct Heavenly Ham's Legendary Turkey Salad Recipe

Back in 1997, I had the pleasure of working for Heavenly Ham, which was the chief competitor to Honey Baked Ham at the time. When I left the company, I had the recipes for their Tuna Salad, Pasta Salad, Ham Salad, Chicken Salad, and Turkey Salad burned in my memory. The turkey salad was ALWAYS my favorite throughout my time working for Heavenly Ham. Now that they are no longer in business and have been bought out by Honey Baked Ham, many of their products are no longer produced. While Honey Baked Ham does offer a turkey salad, it is not THE turkey salad. It's a shame because the turkey salad at Heavenly Ham was unbelievably good and far better in my opinion. Although many people don't care for its appearance or assume its ingredients sound unappetizing, don't let the mayo content scare you off. Once mixed, its calorie count is no different than spreading a little on bread. Given the fact that turkey is a low-calorie and low-fat food, it balances out nicely.

Turkey Salad Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 16 oz package of Smoked Turkey Breast (lunch meat slices)

  • 1 9oz jar Major Grey Chutney (located in the ketchup aisle; like the photos above)

  • 1 1/2 cups of Mayo (NOT Miracle Whip or Mayo Dressing)

  • 2 to 3 Scallion Stalks

  • 1/2 tbsp Black Pepper

Instructions:

  1. Empty the jar of chutney and scallions into a food processor or Cuisinart and puree. Use a spatula to pour the mixture into a mixing bowl. Don't worry about rinsing the processor between steps; it all gets mixed together anyway.

  2. Chop the turkey in the food processor (almost to a ground texture) and pour it into the mixing bowl.

  3. Add the mayo and black pepper, mix well, and refrigerate until ready to serve.

This turkey salad is especially tasty on sandwiches made with croissants, lettuce, Havarti cheese slices, and tomato. It also makes a great alternative protein in salads or served with crackers.

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